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Coral Sky — Blue candy stripe
The sky print with a seersucker-blue waistband — the closest this design comes to subtle, which is not close. Dye-sublimated print — cannot crack, peel or wash off 190gsm recycled poly / elastane, 4-way stretch Quick-dry anti-chafe mesh liner 7" inseam on every size Zip back pocket and two side pockets Drawcord elasticated waistband
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Dye-sublimated into the fibre at 300dpi. Nothing sits on top of the fabric, so nothing can crack, peel or wash off.
For when a thong wasn't enough
Full-leg print. From thirty feet you appear to be wearing a flag Speedo and nothing else. Please consider your workplace.
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